But wait… from China. Guess why? If you said “They were too small” ding ding ding you’re right. The Chinese – along with just about everybody else – have been shipping condoms to Africa to help with the AID’s plight. The Chinese have an excess of condoms choosing rather to abandon their children versus not getting the “full experience.” Well the Chinese must have not accounted for the exchange rate from condoms in China to condoms in Africa because they ones they delivered were too small and too thin.
A South African court on Friday halted the shipment of 11 million female condoms from China, saying they were too small, made from the wrong material, and not approved by the World Health Organization, according to AFP.
Along the phallic line the world’s largest sperm . Cryos is the place where 18 year olds go to wack off and get paid for it. The company freezes the sperm and puts it in some (assumingly fat and ugly) woman who can’t get laid. Why they don’t just bring the 18 year old in when the woman comes in and charge double is beyond me. Maybe they hate money. But I digress, Cryos International has zero demand for redhead sperm. As a matter of fact if you have red hair they will turn you away.
“There are too many redheads in relation to demand,” Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London’s Telegraph.
Men with scarlett manes sell “like hot cakes” in Ireland, Schou said, but that’s about it.
Scarlett manes? Hot cakes in Ireland….(shudders)
And Sarah Palin is now being accused of speaking for what might be her former lover. – I hear ten copies are personally delivered to the White House every morn – has been reporting that Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husband’s business partners, Brad Hanson –Doo Wop. The Palin machine released a statement allegedly from Hanson, but when the Enquirer followed up…
Did Hanson actually say and approve that statement?
When ENQUIRER reporter ALAN BUTTERFIELD went to speak to Hanson yesterday at his home in Alaska, Hanson seemed surprised that an official statement had been issued on his behalf.
Butterfield said Hanson appeared perplexed and confused when asked about the statement.
After being asked several times if he had released the statement, Hanson finally told Butterfield: “I think so,” and then he added, “Let me know what you think about it.”
To be fair…..she’s hot for her age and his last name is the same as a bands.
Alec Baldwin has once again proven to be the world’s second largest douche — Mike Zuckerberg’s still #1 in my heart. Baldwin was set to present at the . He prerecorded a skit that involved an off-color joke about the News Corp phone hacking scandal. The clip never aired because the joke was seen as too controversial.
When the joke ended up on the cutting room floor, Baldwin no longer wanted his segment to be part of the broadcast and Fox has consequently re-shot the clip with Leonard Nimoy. Today, Baldwin tweeted, “Fox did kill my NewsCorp hacking joke. Which sucks bc I think it would have made them look better. A little.”
Say what you will about him, but he is still The Shadow!
And to undergo a very controversial stem cell therapy – not approved in the US — on his neck. Manning will be out for much of this season due to a neck injury. The star quarterback recently signed a contract for $18m a year.
Reporter Jay Glazer said the procedure involved taking fat cells from Manning’s body and growing them in a culture. The cells were then injected into his neck with the hope of regenerating the nerves, but the therapy was apparently not successful.
Wait they shoved fat in his neck? Apparently Rosie O’Donnell has been undergoing the same treatment for years.
And the President bestowed the Medal of Honor on a Marine Sergeant Dakota Meyer. The Marine received the MOH for ignoring an order and charging into battle to save his friends (and God bless him for it). No one knows how many lives were save by putting his own at risk. When asked Meyer said he had only one request, and that was to share a beer with the President. So the President invited him to the White House and shared his very own …….which is a Honey Ale.
All that cool manly stuff I said earlier, yeah it was ejaculated by the Presidents wussie beer.